Sometimes a bus ride is like a white knuckle one, you get on prepared for a sedate journey and then all hell breaks loose with you hanging on for dear life, as the driver has just spotted a bit of open road and decided to ‘ Let Er Rip!’ ….. and then there are times when the bus is just toddling along, waiting for invisible passengers at every bus stop….
I have never been sweetness and light …….
‘Flogging A Dead Horse’’ never had any effect until I thought of my relationship, I mean how awful it must be to actually flog a dead animal and then it all clicked into place…..
I haven’t had a car for the last 5 years and miss having my own transport but I am more chilled out as I don’t have to deal with mindless drivers by offering sweet words of advice on how to improve their driving skills…
Why is it that at Shoe Sales, the only shoes available in my size are really ugly, some even look like they have just been blessed with fresh air, a couple look like they escaped from the last century…..
People always ask me how do I manage to keep slim…. 3 children and a diet of Employment, Unemployment and Income Support ( precious little income and sod all support) will do the trick…….
Another scary thing is that I am hearing my mother’s words coming out of my mouth more and more…
“Money can’t buy you happiness”- I don’t know about that, but I would have a bloody good time trying!
There is nothing like the sweet perfume of a new born baby….
I cannot give thanks unto The Father unless The Mother is mentioned also. There has to be a balance.
At the end of the day…is Dusk
I have gained physic powers on becoming a mother “ Mum, do you know where …?”